Misadventures for Stu

Recently I was prompted by a friend to share some misadventures in this Blog, I couldnt think of anything better than my recent venture into the criminal. It was a monday about six O clock, for a number of reasons I decided I needed to go for a walk. My walk took me back to my old house (I was lonely and was looking for some tea and company) unfortunately no one was home.. So I let myself in. This is where the story took a strange turn, it is a fairly open house and I figured that I would just wait until someone got in. While I was waiting I grabed a plate of cookies..soon after I started brewing a pot of tea. Then I fell asleep on the couch. I woke up when I heard the door open, by this time I had been asleep for a couple hours, I think it was David who came home either way he didnt come into the kitchen/livingroom where I was. About this time is where I started feeling incredibly awkward, I let myself out quietly realizing that I had
1) gained access to a house without permission
2)taken cookies and tea
3)fallen asleep on the couch
I went home to get some rest.