Ball Room

hmmmmm. How about "adventures of Mr. Tragically Dashing living in house filled with multicoloured plastic balls (the kind from the McDonald's ball rooms) I'm talking floor to ceiling.
sample dialogue:
day 1
MTD: hmmm it appears that my house has been transformed into a giant ball room. this could be awkward, I should learn to swim.
day 14
MTD: I havent seen my toaster in days, where for art thou toaster? I miss thee and thy toastfullness....*sob*
day 23
MTD: too...many..colours...ahhhhhh it hurts my eyes. my eyes!
day 30
MTD: perhaps this is not such a good idea after all......

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